I borrowed a digital camera from work the
other day.
I made a special effort to learn everything I could about this new tool
before using it, and then I combined this knowledge with all the
"tips of the trade" I've picked up in my many years of working
alongside
professional photojournalists. The results speak for themselves,
so I thought I'd pass on some of what I learned.
-- John Batteiger
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Whoa! I didn't mean for this photo to be
so, uh, in your face. Maybe there's a
good reason why photographers so rarely
take pictures of themselves.

Here's my boyfriend and partner,
Curt Rocha. He's usually a lot more
focused than this photo.

Here's a view of Castro Street in San
Francisco. I don't live on Castro, and you
can't see my house from here, but I do
live in the neighborhood. The famous
Castro Theater is off in the distance,
but you can't see it clearly.

What photo album would be complete
without a picture of the family pet?
A more tolerable album, that's what; but
never mind. Here's Zachary, relaxing in the
bathroom sink. If you thought he was
lounging in the toilet, you're disgusting.
Me, I'm sticking to writing.
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* Another dumb page by John Batteiger
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Copyright? Hah!